I'm mad, me.

A bit of a ‘I’m gonna rip my make-up artist a new one‘ moment for Victoria Beckham at the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty Gala on Thursday in London.

I quite like her dress, even if her boobs are too high, but oh Vicky, why didn’t you heed my warning a while back about your eye make up? Girl, you look Cray Cray (as my boys would say).

Even the lovely David hasn’t escaped a styling disaster, why is his hair so high?

And who pencilled in his eyebrows like that?

Kate Moss easily stole the show. I know she gets a lot of stick for looking a bit worn out and lived in, but I’m not sure who else could carry off this gorgeous dress off.

But easily my favourite dress of the night was Selma Hayek’s peacock dress. I love that unlike a lot of fashionistas who attended the event in fabulous gowns, she wore the dress, it didn’t wear her.

Visually stunning from all angles too.

Another sensational feather themed, dress was worn by FKA twigs.

I’m assuming her ‘haughty, 20s flapper’ vibe is deliberate. Love it!

ARF! Fashion blogger Susie Lau, wearing all the things.