CELEB FAILS

Sure it’s a little mean, but we all have those day when we look rough and need cheering up.

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN…

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN…

Doesn’t mean you should. We know celebrities crave attention, but trying too hard smacks of desperation. I actually think Beyoncé, though wearing the sheerest and more daring creation, pulls it off best – although her weave is too blonde and her make up…

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HALL OF FAIL: Nails Inc – Alexa 'Cashmere' Nail Polish

HALL OF FAIL: Nails Inc – Alexa 'Cashmere' …

To be fair, it’s probably more my fail, than Nails Inc. but still, I think others might fall into the same ‘trap’ if they buy this nail polish without looking at the blurb first. I also think there’s a bit…

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I'm mad, me.

I'm mad, me.

A bit of a ‘I’m gonna rip my make-up artist a new one‘ moment for Victoria Beckham at the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty Gala on Thursday in London. I quite like her dress, even if her boobs are too high, but…

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Carol Lightens Up

Carol Lightens Up

A hairdresser ‘to the stars’ once told me, celebrities often change their hair in a dramatic way to distract from any facial work they may have had done…  Carol is still a beautiful woman, but blimey, this blonde shade doesn’t…

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Ageing Make Up Mishaps: No 6 – TOO MUCH MAKE UP! TRY THE 5:2 SKIN DIET

Ageing Make Up Mishaps: No 6 – TOO MUCH …

Poor old celebs and pesky, uncontrollable indoor lighting. I love that Gwen loves make up, but here, it’s not loving her back. I know she needs heavy-duty slap for photographs, but too much make up looks cakey and is just…

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Behold, the giant sticking plaster!

Behold, the giant sticking plaster!

I’m not sure what’s worse – the sickly shade of Germolene pink, the camel toe, (is that a celeb ‘thing‘ now?) or that fact that Miss ‘works out 8 days a week‘ Paltrow is wearing Spanx! Still, it draws attention away from…

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GWEN STEFANI: Hair, Makeup or Fillers?

GWEN STEFANI: Hair, Makeup or Fillers?

Photographed at the Emmy Awards on Monday 25th August 2014, Gwen Stefani is almost unrecognisable (I wouldn’t have known it was her from the above photograph), but just why does she look so different? It might be her make up,…

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Renée, you’re not looking yourself lately

Renée, you’re not looking yourself …

I mean, she’s still beautiful, but she doesn’t look like Renée Zellweger. Renée’s eyes have always been deeply hooded and I can only speculate (don’t want to get into trouble!) that she’s had some sort of ‘eye lift’ procedure. You would’ve thought she’d…

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