I’m mad, me.

Victoria BeckhamA bit of a ‘I’m gonna rip my make-up artist a new one‘ moment for Victoria Beckham at the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty Gala on Thursday in London.

I quite like her dress, even if her boobs are too high, but oh Vicky, why didn’t you heed my warning a while back about your eye make up? Girl, you look Cray Cray (as my boys would say).

Victoria David Beckham

Even the lovely David hasn’t escaped a styling disaster, why is his hair so high?

Victoria David BeckhamAnd who pencilled in his eyebrows like that?

Victoria David BeckhamKate Moss easily stole the show. I know she gets a lot of stick for looking a bit worn out and lived in, but I’m not sure who else could carry off this gorgeous dress off.

kate mossBut easily my favourite dress of the night was Selma Hayek’s peacock dress. I love that unlike a lot of fashionistas who attended the event in fabulous gowns, she wore the dress, it didn’t wear her.

Salma HayekVisually stunning from all angles too.

Salma Hayek

Another sensational feather themed, dress was worn by FKA twigs.

FKA twigsI’m assuming her ‘haughty, 20s flapper’ vibe is deliberate. Love it!

FKA twigsARF! Fashion blogger Susie Lau, wearing all the things.

Fashion blogger Susie Lau